how to lose your money in ten days

many ppl think that im damn brave but the even manier ppl who know me well, know that im actually damn hum ji (balless)..damn it how do u ask back money from the small minority of ppl you know who are less than acquaintances, those who even if they disappear from the face of this earth, you wouldnt even realise it...well now you would coz that bugger still owes you $5.00 worth of dinner money!!!

my physio once told me that she wanted to be a business woman but she dunno how to get money back from ppl so not very suitable for her...think the same case goes for me...shit man bloody hell somemore im in biz management in SMU...dunno if they got modules on "money extortion" etc...

can any wise and kind soul pls enlighten me on this important life skill...and can all those fcukers out there who constanly "eh can buy me dinner first later i pay u back" then the later is like when the sun rise from the west...pls automatic abit...