the kingdom of sodom and gomorrah

its like im a gay magnet. firstly i attracted VIN DIESEL (thankfully now thats over) and another gay, JUDE LAW happily props up and does his advances. do i look like gay to you all? can you all mr. gays out there please leave me alone. im a guy man. im heterosexual. i needta have sex, but with a ingava and not sseas. what do you all see in me. i curse, i swear, i fart own time own target, i burp with the purpose of letting the whole world get a whiff of the aroma, i have a black heart, i dont bathe, i dont brush my teeth, and i swear i will tear you gays into microscopic pieces if you ever dare as how chiam would put it "touch my frank lampard."