wooters, chemical ali, social darenism and the G spot
i think this will be one of those entries where you can talk about what happened last night and no one else will find it boring.
i, meng, bird and simon were at hooters (pronounced wooters for effect) to check out some waitress babes..anywayz there was one particular babe whom we wanted to constantly serve us but did not have the balls to ask her to do so. bird realised that she was circleling our table like a
vulture (and thus probably checking us out) and wants IT but dunno who to choose from amongst the four of us (actually it would be 3 coz bird wont make the first cut) i could swear i have seen her somewhere before as she looks so damn familiar..must be a few nights ago's ONS. anywayz also had less than half a mug of beer and my stomach didnt feel that well..shit man i shouldnt even think abt starting to drink beer and stuff..
well rewind back as to how we got to hooters..got into a cab from blue bar bistro when i accidentally let one rip in the cab and this bird just unwind the window..nothing funny yet until the taxi driver asked what we were doing and meng said that i "fang pi" so the driver replied "wo ye yao unwind" or something like that so he unwound his window..damn bloody
retarded..
rewind back to how we got into blue bar bistro..got into a cab from ah meng's house and we passed by the istana..then we started commenting about the govt when we started to criticise the govt, blaming it for social darenism..later we realised that the cabbie could be some secret agent working for the govt keeping tabs on insurgents like us so we were damn paranoid for the trip..
again rewind back to how we got to ah meng's house..this time ah meng drove us back from lido and we started talking about the guy's G spot and debating whether it was in the arse or at the "base". you could tell ah meng couldnt concentrate on his drive and i was damn scarred he would just laugh his way into an accident..anywayz itz just damn gross to stick a pencil up your arse for sexual pleasure, let alone ask if a wooden or rubber pencil would feel more shiok..but thats what some bugger did..
think i wrote too much already..its time to sign off..another sucky week at work..
i, meng, bird and simon were at hooters (pronounced wooters for effect) to check out some waitress babes..anywayz there was one particular babe whom we wanted to constantly serve us but did not have the balls to ask her to do so. bird realised that she was circleling our table like a
vulture (and thus probably checking us out) and wants IT but dunno who to choose from amongst the four of us (actually it would be 3 coz bird wont make the first cut) i could swear i have seen her somewhere before as she looks so damn familiar..must be a few nights ago's ONS. anywayz also had less than half a mug of beer and my stomach didnt feel that well..shit man i shouldnt even think abt starting to drink beer and stuff..
well rewind back as to how we got to hooters..got into a cab from blue bar bistro when i accidentally let one rip in the cab and this bird just unwind the window..nothing funny yet until the taxi driver asked what we were doing and meng said that i "fang pi" so the driver replied "wo ye yao unwind" or something like that so he unwound his window..damn bloody
retarded..
rewind back to how we got into blue bar bistro..got into a cab from ah meng's house and we passed by the istana..then we started commenting about the govt when we started to criticise the govt, blaming it for social darenism..later we realised that the cabbie could be some secret agent working for the govt keeping tabs on insurgents like us so we were damn paranoid for the trip..
again rewind back to how we got to ah meng's house..this time ah meng drove us back from lido and we started talking about the guy's G spot and debating whether it was in the arse or at the "base". you could tell ah meng couldnt concentrate on his drive and i was damn scarred he would just laugh his way into an accident..anywayz itz just damn gross to stick a pencil up your arse for sexual pleasure, let alone ask if a wooden or rubber pencil would feel more shiok..but thats what some bugger did..
think i wrote too much already..its time to sign off..another sucky week at work..
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