daren's fables (a little x-rated)

the emperor's new clothes (the chiobu's new bf)

a conman tried to con an emperor. (an ugly guy tried to chase a chiobu) he told him that he would make a new set of clothes for him and only idiots are unable to see the clothes. (he told her that only superficial people will disapprove of their relationship) the emperor gave him a chance and indeed the conman made a new set of clothes. (the chiobu gave him a chance) everyone praised the workmanship including the king himself. (everyone praised the chiobu for being able to look beyond the guy's looks) then a young little boy finally revealed the truth (then daren revealed the truth)..the king is naked!(the guy is freaking ugly!!!) but by then the conman had fled the country with the king's reward. (by then the ugly guy had fled with her cherries)

a random post

its hard not to behave like a nutcase and laugh to yourself all of a sudden with no apparant rhyme or reason..well almost no reason..
check out wad this guy said to the doctor (i was beside him)

doctor: out of ten, how do you rate your pain (one being the least pain, ten the most)
patient: the last time it was about six out of ten
doctor: so how do you rate it now
patient: oh now it is much better, less pain, about SIX out of ten
daren: *um chio*

sometimes i do irresponsible things to humour myself, like not cleaning my cast before my hand therapy, making sure that it stinks of perspiration etc. imagine going for foot reflexology and the week before you purposely go on a crash course to achieve athelete's feet, running 10km everyday without changing your socks etc..

going crazy

doctor help me
i think im batman..im yearning for my first taste of bloodlust..im yearning to get into a fight even if it means getting beaten up..
wait wasnt i peter parker the geek a.k.a spiderman?..i tot i was busy saving the world while i lose the girl of my dreams..
nopez i got it all wrong..i was clark kent a.k.a superman remember..star crossed lovers with lana lang
doctor help me..im still a kiddd

HYPOCRITES

well only wai min and nadia know why this entry is labelled hypocrites..anywayz too lazy to come up with some controverxial topic so decided to put in some picts of "babes"..come get it girls..i know you want them haha..


im actually trying to get a picture of the girl in the background..


black metal!!! daren says peace man!!!

wai and nadia's new dance moves..
step1


step 2


step 3



last but not least..

backyard darenism

"the most painful form of social darensim is backyard darenism..."-daren

backyard darensim: social darensim that occurs in your own backyard i.e. your family members, friends etc. watching it occur while not being able to stop it from happening for whatever the reason.

its been an eventful 4 days at church camp. i came to realise some things at the camp that i never realised before. i think i am either..
a) bloody superficial
b) gonna be super possessive
c) a bastard (a mix of bloody superficial and super possessive)

i think the answer is c. haiz im damn moody. dont talk to me.

gramophone girl

thanks nadia for letting me steal your photos..visit her blog at http://www.prettyflowerr.blogspot.com/


seperatist rebels of 2AD4


i was the only one in the pict..until wai had to stick her nose into it


wai jealous that she is not getting any attention from me


nadia laughing at a lovesick daren