Saturday, January 28, 2006

ooops he did it again...

the gays dont seem to give up..this time its an ang moh..ok i may seem a little sensitive but here's what happened..
ang moh man comes up next to me suddenly and talks to me..the geez of the conversation:
-"why looking so sad its chinese new yr.."
-"you drink beer..aww you dunno what you are missing out on..so i take it that you dont smoke.."
-(here's the ultimate punchline) "wanna come my house for a drink.."
-and finally just before he leaves, he just had to wink at me..

yes in case you still dont know what im talking abt, i think i was a victim of an attempted pick up by an ang moh gay guy..the worse thing was that he looks like a real family man, father of 3 lovely children..imagine if his wife finds out that i was having an affair with her husband..

THE DELIGHT OF A THREESOME!!!! haha just joking

Saturday, January 21, 2006

the decadence of society

you know something is wrong when you see a boy abt 7 or 8 yrs old trying to peep up a girl's skirt..which was what i saw in a crowded train today..swore that i would have went over to the boy and grab him by the throat if his mother did not pull him back by his hair
i wouldnt have done such a humiliating thing if i hadnt watched this top notch british movie football hooligans a.k.a green street hooligans..it sorts of influence your courage, not to ask chiobus out of course but to itch for fights to satisfy that blood-thirsty fist of yours..
another incident was when i approached these few farked up ang mohs who seemingly acted blur and did not want to return my kids their ball during their soccer training..the spirit of football hooliganism came over me and had not their sensible coach asked them to return the ball i would have beaten them up into a bloody pulp..ok im quite sure the outcome would be the other way round but again thats not the point..this show riddled with vulgarities really boosts your confidence and self esteem..highly recommended to people like limin..
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Sunday, January 08, 2006

2006 awaiting 2007

its a good thing i havnt been writing for almost 2 weeks..my blog in the past has been about my embarrassing.depressing.pathetic.heartbreaking.miserable.disappointing.
dismal.ultimatelyLOSERlife. so the less entries this blog gets this year means the more improved my life is..or so it seems..

anywayz no need for new yr resolutions coz they all jz fade away into thin air sooner or later..
e.g. its easy to say "i will not make fun of the short man with the big mole planted on his face" but to actually practice it..or "i will not lament at the fact abt seeing that ugly guy in town with a model standard girlfriend" but when u do see such cases time and time again..

sigh we havta wait another 350 days before that magical feeling of christmas comes again..