the funny auntie

"lai boy shao ah..."(translated careful boy hot ah) shrieks the kopitiam auntie..then when u turn behind she is only carrying a small plate of chili..u feel like an idiot having made way for her and her 100 degrees celcius plate of chili..but u jz smile to yourself..this world is so cute..

days of defiance

i really miss those days of defiance where u can jz stand up against a teacher and talk back for basically being too boring and a nag..or jz blatantly sleep in her (notice the sex) class..of course there are the exceptions like Mrs Creffield where her screaming will leave your mouth shut for the rest of the day..
its so different in the army where if you retort or reply sacrcastically to your much smarter superior, chances are that you may end up in dentention barracks which is tantamount to going to jail..i really miss the days of defiance..
welcome to the real world..

its official

ground breaking decisions decisions decisions...
my wife will be the next best thing to perfect...chio, and basically anything you can ask for in a perfect wife...and chio (just to emphasize a point)
if not i will not marry...prob adopt a foreign kid like angelina jolie...

jz an observation...sg's brainiest kids consists only of guys...the only girl is the dumb host...oops what was that supposed to mean...