Saturday, September 24, 2005

melancholy

haiz man utd is fuked...
sack ferguson?
sell van nistelrooy?
another multi-million dollar take over?

the correct answer...
sign Daren Li

Sunday, September 18, 2005

let me put forward this theory to you...

let me put forward this theory to you...
are the kind of guys that gays like equal to the kind of guys that girls like?
i.e. guys (gays like) = guys (girls like)
are the guys on the left column equal to the guys on the right column?
work out the theory/equation...

wadz the use of being the sweetest thing when she cant taste it...

Sunday, September 11, 2005

you fukin look like her!!!

this sept 11 post is dedicated to this girl..the girl whom i was absolutely smitten during college.
she was the most beautiful thing i have seen then and probably up till now. almost perfect in every way; on the inside and the outside.
and to think i only talked to her in person..the very most what? 5 minutes..that feeling was orgasmic..

when you think back about how you make fun of people like cuong being tall, dark and handsome you actually realise that the real loser is you..look at who has gotten their prized possession..i salute their bravery and determination to overcome the odds the bookies stack against them..and look at people like me fukin hell only able to talk to the girl he likes for..5 mins???!!!

happy birthday ruoxi!

Friday, September 09, 2005

2AD4

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bai tian wo men shi student ran ho wan shang wo men shi brother...

Friday, September 02, 2005

gays in your work place

when you say you are gay...
7-12 yrs old: its jz for the fun of it..you dont really mean it..your friends laugh at you but secretly they admire your courage for saying you are gay coz its a taboo word during that age group..
13-16 yrs old: its probably to distract your friends from confessing that you like that certain someone of the opposite sex..
17-18 yrs old: its a rather grey area here..you can say you are gay jz for fun..or do you really mean it..
18 yrs onwards: some ppl (like me) say for the fun of it..but when a REAL gay takes what you say for real you realise "oh shit what the f*^~ have i said.."when he starts pestering you with lewd messages..
My suggestion to remedy this problem: Gays should have a 1m pole stuck up their asses until it comes out from their throat to make them realise gay sex is no fun at all..