ACS FOREVER!!!

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2nd time in a week lifestyle on sunday features an acsian for their speak good chinese campaign. its as if acsians cant speak good chinese. thats fcukin stereotyping. and thats dangerous. making racist comments is part of stereotyping. so if they can punish that blogger for making racist comments then why can they allow stereotypes on the newspaper.

give me 24 hrs and i will find you 10 non acsian students who only know "da", "xiao", "ren" etc. and another 10 acsians whos mother tongue can thrash the communists from short pants school. oops did i just make a stereotypical remark?

PART 1: the good

kudos to Mr. Indian security guard on duty at the place between orchard mrt and wisma..ok u did waste a few minutes of my time checking my bag but u did what u were supposed to do! havta admit that if i had more facial hair i would probably resemble the disgruntled and restless radical muslim youth from the suburbs of war-torn iraq bent on destroying the bush admin and his infidels for the cause of all our problems as brained-washed by Mr.al-zarqawi (the typical lieutenant who issues orders for people to blow themselves up but doesnt lead by example) point to note though..a suicide bomber wont stuff his explosives in a ripcurl bag..

PART 2: the bad

stupid taxi driver refused to drive me all the way to my destination coz he was afraid of the traffic jam and i had to walk in the end..eh c'm on lar wad kind of stupid service is this..it was a good thing he met with the nice daren li today if not i would have asked for his company number and license plate and give his boss a good earful..slacker

PART 3: & the elderly

my second cab driver (rich eh) was some old folk..he talked to me for a while about AC as he saw the AC crest on my shirt..frankly was quite scarred as he talked as though he would go into a fits or heart attack anytime..

jz realised that my housing estate is a "xiao mui mui" haven
its times like these when u wish u were 4 or 5 yrs younger
chiam: "aiyar give you 1000 girls also no use lar"

cock pictures

why i will never be singapore's hottest male blogger

TAB TV

in another sign of sheer desperateness to capture the minds of millions of island wide viewers, TCS' channel 5 has come up with another crap show called TAB TV. lets see what the docu drama achieved in educating...
1. there are china girls selling their bodies in...eh wait i already know that
2. there are infidel cheeko pehs looking for se...eh wait i already know that
3. most of these girls are doing it out of difficult circum...eh wait WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THAT
4. the rates for sex are anywhere between $40-...eh wait i DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
so the singapore censorship board assumes that all growing up males sleep at 10pm and their curiosity level to find out more about these prostitues (plus the fact that probably 90% of males are horny most of the time) is being curbed by their high sense of morality.
what is TCS trying to prove or achieve? is the part of Mr. gahmen's effort to promote free trade with china? or is it because we do not have enough "made in china" products in singapore. maybe its another "speak good mandarin campaign"