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desperate husbands

in the light of recent events, something extreme must be done. there must be at least a maximum age where someone is legally allowed to show signs of being desperate. once that person is past that age cap and still displays symptoms of being desperate like frequently turning your neck to check out the girls behind you, giggling and talking about girlie stuff with one big group of guys then he or she will have to be dealt with severely. all these activities should have remained during secondary school or at most JC..
ahh but where will the fun be then?

ooops he did it again...

the gays dont seem to give up..this time its an ang moh..ok i may seem a little sensitive but here's what happened..
ang moh man comes up next to me suddenly and talks to me..the geez of the conversation:
-"why looking so sad its chinese new yr.."
-"you drink beer..aww you dunno what you are missing out on..so i take it that you dont smoke.."
-(here's the ultimate punchline) "wanna come my house for a drink.."
-and finally just before he leaves, he just had to wink at me..

yes in case you still dont know what im talking abt, i think i was a victim of an attempted pick up by an ang moh gay guy..the worse thing was that he looks like a real family man, father of 3 lovely children..imagine if his wife finds out that i was having an affair with her husband..

THE DELIGHT OF A THREESOME!!!! haha just joking

the decadence of society

you know something is wrong when you see a boy abt 7 or 8 yrs old trying to peep up a girl's skirt..which was what i saw in a crowded train today..swore that i would have went over to the boy and grab him by the throat if his mother did not pull him back by his hair
i wouldnt have done such a humiliating thing if i hadnt watched this top notch british movie football hooligans a.k.a green street hooligans..it sorts of influence your courage, not to ask chiobus out of course but to itch for fights to satisfy that blood-thirsty fist of yours..
another incident was when i approached these few farked up ang mohs who seemingly acted blur and did not want to return my kids their ball during their soccer training..the spirit of football hooliganism came over me and had not their sensible coach asked them to return the ball i would have beaten them up into a bloody pulp..ok im quite sure the outcome would be the other way round but again thats not the point..this show riddled with vulgarities really boosts your confidence and self esteem..highly recommended to people like limin..

what i do on my weekends

2006 awaiting 2007

its a good thing i havnt been writing for almost 2 weeks..my blog in the past has been about my embarrassing.depressing.pathetic.heartbreaking.miserable.disappointing.
dismal.ultimatelyLOSERlife. so the less entries this blog gets this year means the more improved my life is..or so it seems..

anywayz no need for new yr resolutions coz they all jz fade away into thin air sooner or later..
e.g. its easy to say "i will not make fun of the short man with the big mole planted on his face" but to actually practice it..or "i will not lament at the fact abt seeing that ugly guy in town with a model standard girlfriend" but when u do see such cases time and time again..

sigh we havta wait another 350 days before that magical feeling of christmas comes again..

insults.com

oh dear i didnt know that many ppl read my blog...

anywayz i think there is something wrong with me..woke up in the middle of the night and jz started laughing at the insults directed at me..some went like..
1) "wah lau daren the way u dress sure kena stopped by the fashion police one..."
2) "daren's ex gf..how to describe her face..to even begin with i wouldnt even call it a face.."
its damn insulting for me but if it makes you guys out there laugh then so be it..

btw for those of you who are darn interested in my love life..its fluorishing..but only on the HOMOsexual side..i still cant comprehend why im only attractive to gays..wtf

the real bitch...

i really shouldnt post this but anywayz...

love is really a bitch..well sometimes it can be a pleasant experience depending on how u look at it but abt 60-70% of the time its really a bitch...

guy A really likes girl B but she already has a bf. guy A expresses his interest and even buys a shirt for her birthday. girl B gives it to her bf and guy A sees him wearing it in public. ah imagine the hurt. even i as a passive observer feel for him. not that girl B is a bitch though.

thats why im telling my friends out there, dont be a slave to love. dont be held ransome by some intangible object. go to the mountains and meditate for 20 yrs and obtain enlightenment. (give me your money before u leave though)

random pics again...

Cherie sandwiched between 2 hunks


Val: *bimbotically* the throwing hat is so cool!!!
Cherie: Im so proud of u shaun
Daren and Jas: ORD loh SUCKAS!!!