handsome

it would be disastrous if denise keller picked howard to win eye for a guy..aww fcuk man that guy seriously looks like a 'surinam toad'..plus the fact that he is a short fcuk..think denise can tower over him..why would any girl wanna be seen in public towering over another guy..people will think that howard is her son..wait that guy looks too old to be her son..so people will think that he is her sugar daddy..or maybe they would think that denise is taking her mutated pet toad out for a walk..

check out what he says about himself and the other contestants in an interview..
Why should Denise pick you?
"Because I’m like a freshly-baked cream puff and the other guys are day old burned bread."

i think his face itself looks burned..
well this is an extremely good case study for social darenism should howard win denese's heart..watch this space should that be the outcome of the show..

the evolution of woman...

for the 1st time im serious

take a look at the straits times on saturday and you will read about teen sex on the rise and its consequences. the journalists' lamenting and concerned attitude towards the worrying trend is commendable but just place the article right next to a copy of FHM and you will see an ironic parallel of two widely read forms of media, one wondering why teens are frequently having sex, while the other teaching your the best positions, asking which of your ex-stead was the best at doing IT etc..

in a few years time we will probably see another article wondering why gambling addicts and broken homes are on the rise while in some other new gambling magazine an article on how to place bets, borrow money as well as promoting singapore's two new casinos..

not that i want to say..

not that i want to comment but..
im starting to notice that those with steads (esp the male gender) are those who are "very well liked" by their friends, NOT being constantly stabbed in the back..
examples include our all time favourite "man of the molement", not far behind is the moudman "prophet" followed by aqua man..
BUT i have to say that im not involved in any of the back-stabbing sessions, besides the "man of the molement"..
would you rather be stabbed in the back by your friends and have a stead or be the most popular guy in your hang out group but at the same time a virgin for the rest of your life?

wooters, chemical ali, social darenism and the G spot

i think this will be one of those entries where you can talk about what happened last night and no one else will find it boring.
i, meng, bird and simon were at hooters (pronounced wooters for effect) to check out some waitress babes..anywayz there was one particular babe whom we wanted to constantly serve us but did not have the balls to ask her to do so. bird realised that she was circleling our table like a
vulture (and thus probably checking us out) and wants IT but dunno who to choose from amongst the four of us (actually it would be 3 coz bird wont make the first cut) i could swear i have seen her somewhere before as she looks so damn familiar..must be a few nights ago's ONS. anywayz also had less than half a mug of beer and my stomach didnt feel that well..shit man i shouldnt even think abt starting to drink beer and stuff..
well rewind back as to how we got to hooters..got into a cab from blue bar bistro when i accidentally let one rip in the cab and this bird just unwind the window..nothing funny yet until the taxi driver asked what we were doing and meng said that i "fang pi" so the driver replied "wo ye yao unwind" or something like that so he unwound his window..damn bloody
retarded..
rewind back to how we got into blue bar bistro..got into a cab from ah meng's house and we passed by the istana..then we started commenting about the govt when we started to criticise the govt, blaming it for social darenism..later we realised that the cabbie could be some secret agent working for the govt keeping tabs on insurgents like us so we were damn paranoid for the trip..
again rewind back to how we got to ah meng's house..this time ah meng drove us back from lido and we started talking about the guy's G spot and debating whether it was in the arse or at the "base". you could tell ah meng couldnt concentrate on his drive and i was damn scarred he would just laugh his way into an accident..anywayz itz just damn gross to stick a pencil up your arse for sexual pleasure, let alone ask if a wooden or rubber pencil would feel more shiok..but thats what some bugger did..
think i wrote too much already..its time to sign off..another sucky week at work..