9pm chinese serial

jz wondering..what if you found out that bill gates or someone influential was your long lost father and he wants you back to inherit his microsoft kingdom and you will live like a king for the rest of your life..will you forsake the happiness of your current fake and poor family (assuming you were happy and poor in the first place) and go back to father bill..

apologies to all the feminists out there if i made it seem as if only fathers can be rich..

but its a fact HAHA!!

the truth hurts

lionel: "you will be considered damn lucky if your wife is still a virgin *pause*...and also a chio one..."

the kingdom of sodom and gomorrah

its like im a gay magnet. firstly i attracted VIN DIESEL (thankfully now thats over) and another gay, JUDE LAW happily props up and does his advances. do i look like gay to you all? can you all mr. gays out there please leave me alone. im a guy man. im heterosexual. i needta have sex, but with a ingava and not sseas. what do you all see in me. i curse, i swear, i fart own time own target, i burp with the purpose of letting the whole world get a whiff of the aroma, i have a black heart, i dont bathe, i dont brush my teeth, and i swear i will tear you gays into microscopic pieces if you ever dare as how chiam would put it "touch my frank lampard."

devious weasel

in every company there is a scheming bastard who deviously works his way up the corporate ladder, sometimes at the expense of his colleagues.fcuking nacho novo so high and mighty, you can do no wrong while everyone is always at fault. fcuking finding fault with me and when you are at fault all you can say is "i know im PARTIALLY at fault BUT.." kiss my ass dude why are u partially at fault when you failed your duty? and why is there a but? trying to point the finger at someone else i see..dont think i cant see through your intentions. you may fool everyone else but u will never fool me!

pope

i wonder why everyone is getting so psyched up about the death of the pope. who is he? what has he done? i may be lacking in knowledge about what "wonders" he has done but isnt he human after all? why worship a normal human? why believe that a human has supernatural powers to bless the masses? im human too..why dont you all bow down at my feet and worship me instead? i will give you all powers beyond your wildest imagination HAHAHA!!!anyway the pope sounds like some kind of drug. like "pop some pope" that kind of thing..

assume

eng lesson no.1: the proper usage of assume
if you assumed something and it only made an ass out of yourself and not the other party, then the correct word to use is "assme" e.g. i assmed that she liked me so when i PRIVATELY confessed that i liked her and realised that she didnt share the same sentiments, it only made an ass out of myself.
however if you made an ass out of yourself and the other party, then the correct word to use is "assume" e.g. i assumed that she liked me so when i PUBLICLY confessed that i liked her and realised that she didnt share the same sentiments, it made an ass out of the both of us.