24th july 2005

as another yr flies past, its only natural i become wiser..random thoughts generate in my mind to prove of my maturity..
1) wonder why when it comes to talking to other races like 'ang mohs' and japanese etc, people will adopt an ang moh or jap accent..but when it comes to talking to an indian, it would be almost considered racist to adopt an indian accent to reply them..
2) there are 31 days in almost every month in the calender. consider this. a month consists of 4 weeks, and a week consists of 7 days so that makes up 7 x 4 = 28 days in a month. so is there 28 days in a month or 31 days? where has the extra 3 days gone to?

ok lar dont fret over these idiotic thoughts..enjoy these birthday photos..

daren yawns at the surprise..."boring..."


daren wonders what is a cake..he has neither heard nor seen one before


daren ponders how he should destroy the cake


last but not least, the wonderful class of 2AD4 2002-2003

24th july

whether on purpose or by accident, you and i are somehow fated now that you have stumbled upon my blog. you are therefore obliged to get me anyone of these things on my birthday wishlist..failing which you would suffer the curse of remaining a virgin forever..yes this is a chain blog..leave your name in the commentaries as to which gift you are getting so as to prevent two people from buying me the same gift..as for the 7th gift, its not first come first serve..leave your beautiful names there and i will select from the long list..any queries please feel free to contact me..
1) an MP3 player..preferably an ipod
2) a 3g phone..preferably motorolla
3) a digi camera..no specific brand..5.0 megapixels will do
4) oakleys specs
5) a vespa
6) a laptop
7) a chiobu gf
8) anything else costly is welcomed

counting crows

somehow im not really looking forward to my 20th birthday, knowing that it might not be as happening as the last 2 ones..
my 18th birthday was a blast..getting stripped right in the middle of the sch void deck..a hole was ripped right in the middle of my pants and savagely pulled out till i was left with only my boxers on..had to scurry to the toilet while the whole school population watched on..well at least that pushed me to "fame"
not to be outdone by my 18th birthday..i was again stripped on my 19th birthday by my ocs platoon mates (yes future officers are crazy too) and they happily put stuff on my body..no wait IN my body..i can still feel the aerosol spray going up my ass..
not sure if my 20th birthday would be this fun..

what love song are u singing

what love song are u singing in your love life?take my self-created quiz to find out!

1) you are possibly the ugliest fcuk in the world but your stead is angelina jolie-"beauty and the beast" by disney soundtracks. nuff' said

2) you are crazy in love with this girl and vice-versa but for whatever sad reason you cant be with her or things would get complicated.very drama mama.-"dont cry" by guns n' roses ("you gotta make it your own way but you'll be alrite now sugar...baby maybe someday!")

3) you are 30 yrs old but you are the biggest failure in love. the record for number of steads you have stands at a whopping zero.-"lonely no more" by rob thomas ("i dont wanna be lonely no more!!!")

4) you devote your entire life to your stead. he/she does not reject you outright, but has been playing your feelings like as if it was a playstation portable.-"i dont wanna know" by mario winnans ("i dont wanna know, if you're playing me keep it on a low...")

5) you and your stead have the perfect relationship. you two have never had to quarrel your entire life, you two grow up get married have kids and live happily ever after. "no such thing" by john mayer...well coz there is just no such thing!!!

im sure there are more examples and a wider variety of relationships out there...the floor is open for comments!!!

quotable quotes

"what a crazy week in hollywood-michael jackson has stopped sleeping with childeren in his bed, and tom cruise has started"-michael somerville, stand up comedian

daren the misogynist

i hate it when woman do this
1) bastard me i.e. pang seh me at the last minute (haha wai take this is good stride lar)
2) a girl looking damn chio from the back and when she turns around she is actually lionel in long hair

duddy

jz wondering why im not as hardworking as my father..sure he's a workaholic but if only i was half as hardworking as him..think i only inherited his negative genes like his obiang style but not his horse-genes..well at least im thankful i didnt inherit his looks haha..oh well dad i love you..happy advanced birthday..