sweet dreams are made of this...

had two consecutive nights dreaming of girls...its kind of embarrassing to pen this down but for the sake of entertaining my faithful blog viewers and to keep my blog ratings going...
the first dream was lame so i shall not go into it...
in my second dream, i dream that this chiobu came up to me and asked me if i was free on wednesday (apparantly she wanted to ask me out on a date duh) and she gave me her number. the funny part was that her number did not begin with a "9" or "8" but went something like ^%E*()_# so my immediate reaction was to suspect that she was an alien...then i had to wake up from my stupid dream...
this is the sad part...this is the first time a chiobu asked me out for a date...and it had to happen in a DREAM!...the only other people that ask me out for dates are girls who resemble the mountain ogres from LORD OF THE RINGS and the stupid gay shit larry that the SAF smartly employed...dunno whether to laugh or to cry...
forty yr old virgin xial!!!

william hung

girls girls...tay ping hui is in my camp for his reservist
i think i know wad i wanna do for a living: follow in ping hui's footsteps as an actor...
not that he has inspired me or anything...
in fact this was one of my many ambitions before...
and since besides looking at chiobus i cant do anything else except eat, sleep and play soccer...
not for fame or fortune...
but the fact that you can be a different person everyday...
great way to harness my inner schizophrenic powers...

but i dun wanna go through all those stupid "star search contests" or "project superstar" or wadeva...
later my results..."you cant sing you cant dance what can you do bleah bleah..."
then i can only say "i tried my best and i had no professional help bleah bleah..."
"she bangs she bangs..."

how to lose your money in ten days

many ppl think that im damn brave but the even manier ppl who know me well, know that im actually damn hum ji (balless)..damn it how do u ask back money from the small minority of ppl you know who are less than acquaintances, those who even if they disappear from the face of this earth, you wouldnt even realise it...well now you would coz that bugger still owes you $5.00 worth of dinner money!!!

my physio once told me that she wanted to be a business woman but she dunno how to get money back from ppl so not very suitable for her...think the same case goes for me...shit man bloody hell somemore im in biz management in SMU...dunno if they got modules on "money extortion" etc...

can any wise and kind soul pls enlighten me on this important life skill...and can all those fcukers out there who constanly "eh can buy me dinner first later i pay u back" then the later is like when the sun rise from the west...pls automatic abit...

daren the boussier

*photo of daren smoking in uniform*